Halloween Book BurningBurning Perversions of God's WordOctober 31, 20097:00 PM - TilGreat Preaching and SingingCome to our Halloween book burning. We are burning Satan's bibles like the NIV, RSV, NKJV, TLB, NASB, NEV, NRSV, ASV, NWT, Good News for Modern Man, The Evidence Bible, The Message Bible, The Green Bible, ect. These are perversions of God's Word the King James Bible. We will also be burning Satan's music such as country , rap , rock , pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel , contemporary Christian , jazz, soul, oldies but goldies, etc. We will also be burning Satan's popular books written by heretics like Westcott & Hort , Bruce Metzger, Billy Graham , Rick Warren , Bill Hybels , John McArthur, James Dobson, Charles Swindoll , John Piper, Chuck Colson, Tony Evans, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swagart, Mark Driskol, Franklin Graham , Bill Bright, Tim Lahaye, Paula White, T.D. Jakes, Benny Hinn , Joyce Myers, Brian McLaren, Robert Schuller, Mother Teresa , The Pope , Rob Bell, Erwin McManus, Donald Miller, Shane Claiborne, Brennan Manning, William Young, etc.We are not burning Bibles written in other languages that are based on the TR. We are not burning the Wycliffe, Tyndale, Geneva or other translations that are based on the TR. We will be serving Bar-b-Que Chicken, fried chicken, and all the sides.If you have any books or music to donate, please call us for pick-up. If you like you can drop them off at our church door anytime. Thanks. 828-648-0213If you would like more information about The King James Version click the links below.King James Version Emails About The Book Burning
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Paula:The post is indeed real. The beliefs of its generator are bullshit fantasy but the post is real. I notice they aren't serving shrimp; I wonder if they will be stoning folks who are wearing mixed fabrics.
No, just mixed races.
Or maybe mixed nuts, mixed feelings, mixed dogs, mixed drinks, or maybe just mixed up?
Don't they know that they're supposed to save the burning of heretical books and records and people WITHIN the Christian faith until AFTER they've burned all the other non-Jesussy faiths?I'm calling pure laziness here. They just can't be bothered to go after dangerous deviltry like the books of Mahometans, Hebrewslims, Hindoos -- I'd save them for last, because they have a reputation for not fighting back, so they'll be easy -- plus whatever weird religion it is that wears the bed linen coiled around its head... There's probably other burn-worthy fake religions out there too, but I can't keep track of 'em all. And I didn't forget garbage written by the atheists -- are you listening, Cline?Why God, in all His Wisdom, allowed so many heretical people to live is beyond me. But we're not supposed to understand The Ways of The Lord, just to kill anyone who opposes Him. But seriously, save the books of the Mormoons, Mackerel-snappers, Anglicans, etc. for later. You don't want to piss off the partially Christian people you're going to ask for help when you're stacking the pyre.
We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.