National Organization For Marriage
Dear Mrs. Gallagher,
By now you are aware that Miss California officials are suing Carrie Prejean to recover the $5,200 they spent on her breast augmentation surgery. They might have a case. It'd be very easy to convince a jury that the boobs were equipment the company issued to her so she could fulfill her job duties, and as such, the company has rights to them. She's lucky they aren't asking her to pay back rent in addition to surgery costs.
You appear to be Miss Prejeans sole source of support. At least, all of her appearances seem to be made on your behalf. Indeed, she has become so associated with NOM, it's become impossible for her to continue her other career as a nude pinup model. I hope you are considering helping her with this lawsuit. I think you owe it to her.
I know money is tight. You have a love segregation vote coming up in Maine, and Lord knows it takes a lot of money to market oppression. With that in mind, you might consider what Jesus said in Matthew 22:21, "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's..." In other words, just give the boobs back.
It shouldn't cost you anything if you can get a doctor to donate the surgery. Well, maybe you'll raise a little less money when you send Miss Prejean to speak to Mormon elders, but that potential loss can be mitigated if she brings a few torture flicks along.
Heterosexually yours in a chaste and biblical kind of way,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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