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Saturday, October 24, 2009

Things you see at monster truck rallies

A fine Confederate-American models the latest Tea Party fashion at a monster truck rally in Jacksonville.

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  1. The hats are pretty cool. It's a shame they come only in "XXS One size fits all."
    BTW "I pick my own cotton" isn't about race, it's about incest.

  2. With patriots like these assholes who needs terrarists?

  3. Not that I’m advocating violence, mind you, but I’d give my left nut to see one of these douche-nozzles walking around in my neighborhood. I mean, so long as the douche-nozzle had up-to-date dental records. So they could, you know, identify the body and shit.

  4. Golly. I think a noose is a "fun and light-hearted" symbol. And I have a real light heart when I think about peeing on people. Or cutting off their heads and shooting at them like clay pigeons. Fun.

  5. I haven't been to the site yet, but I can't wait to see their shirts with a design of a Nazi in full regalia sitting there with a plate of matzoh and a crematorium in the background, or a Mahometan terrrrrrrist wearing the hoodie thing, holding a head-severing knife with a stack of Big Macs as troop-bait. Because it's all in good fun! How could any sensible person be offended by that stuff?

  6. Light-hearted?
    Have we read any history today?

  7. Insert obligatory comment about how the South really isn't a backwards ass second world shithole run by semi-literate racists and religious fanatics and we need to be nice to them or they'll, uh, become even more ignorant and elect more neandrethals like Joe Wilson.

    Sherman went too easy on these hillbillies.

  8. I am shocked sir, shocked! that someone at a monster truck rally in jacksonville would wear a shirt like that.


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.