Vice Admiral Dirk J. Debbink
Commander, Navy Reserves
Dear VADM Debbink,
Please accept this email as a formal request to investigate Rep. Mark Kirk (Cmdr, Naval Reserves) for violating 10 U.S.C § 564 (commonly referred to as Don't Ask, Don't Tell or DADT).
According to Lake County Illinois GOP leader Ray True, Rep Kirk "surrounds himself with homosexuals." Illinois Republican leader Jack Roeser confirms True's allegation and adds that Rep Kirk. "is part of a Republican Party homosexual club."
Now, I'm not sure exactly what a "GOP homosexual club" is, but you should follow Kirk to see if frequents a place where Chamber of Commerce types dress like gladiators and spank each other's bare asses with spatulas while tearfully screaming "faggot!" That's probably the spot.
You shouldn't worry about the political repercussions of investigating a sitting congressman and senate candidate. Rep. Kirk supports DADT. Certainly, he'd be happy to see it used to clear his name.
Please keep me informed about the progress of the investigation.
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
American Christian Militia
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