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Thursday, January 14, 2010

My God is a Serious God

Reports from Haiti say hundreds of thousands were killed in the earthquake. Tens of thousands more may join them in the aftermath as disease, hunger, and exposure take their toll on the impoverished and weakened survivors.

All this because a slave made a pact with the devil almost 206 years ago. That's the verdict from Pat Robertson. According to him, the nation of Haiti was founded on a voodoo curse that expelled the French colonial government. Now God is getting payback by slaughtering hundreds of thousands of children.

Yes, the vengeful God of Abraham is back, and He's going to kick some black baby ass. That's just the way he rolls.

My God is a God of action. Add the Book of "24" to the Bible, because He's a serious God who isn't afraid to do what it takes to prevent new voodoo curses from being cast against good, white, Christian nations.

I'm sure we all take great comfort in that.

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  2. Seriously, the fact that Pat Robertson doesn't have cancer of the testicles is sufficient evidence that God does not exist, or a least that she isn't paying attention.

  3. I think Pat is right. If they had just accepted their fate and remained slaves, as God ordained, they would now be a prosperous nation like Cuba.

  4. This has to bring the motherfucker down. It has to. How does one go about starting a nation-wide boycott of ABC Family, which totally sucks anyway, but airs the “700 Club” to boot?

  5. Sheesh, P.R. his absolute ignorance when it comes to any semblance of "modern" theology.

    I say "modern", in quotes, because we're talking about ideas that are _post-exilic_.

    That's right: Robertson's ideas about God have been outdated since after the Babylonian Exile. E.g.:

    So much for his so-called "700 Club", aka "The Devil's Trombone".



  6. Pat Robertson: where brain cells go to die.


  7. By the way -- I've just used that chapter I quoted (Ezekiel 18) to ask on the "Faith Interface" Facebook page how the Christian doctrine of Original Sin can be reconciled with those ideas...

    Got real quiet over there, heh...

  8. I'll thank you for keeping them honest, Vallor.

    Nothing strikes at the heart of ignorance more effectively than a glaring contradiction.

  9. ABC Family used to be CBN, which is why the 700 Club is still being part of the progtamming. Part of the deal for the sale of the network to ABC/Disney was that they would show the 700 Club.

  10. If I believed in GodJesus, then Pat Robertson would be enough to make me worship Satan. Aw, fuck it anyway. Why can't an avowed atheist like myself worship Satan just to spite PattyCake Robertshit? HAIL SATAN!

  11. The Rev. Jack Ass must have missed these words from Jesus:

    As he went along, he saw a man blind from birth. His disciples asked him, "Rabbi, who sinned, this man or his parents, that he was born blind?" "Neither this man nor his parents sinned," said Jesus, "but this happened so that the work of God might be displayed in his life."

  12. What scares and saddens me, is that there are people that respect and listen to PR.

  13. I remember the good old days where raving nutjobs were housed in asylums. Now, with pinkocommuniliberalisatanofacism running rife through our society, they are religious leaders with TV programs.

  14. But I thought teh French were teh eeeeeevil. So why would one need to make a deal with the Devil to overthrow the French? Doesn't seem like it would be that hard ennyway. They're FRENCH, after all! Maybe ol' Pat's got it wrong. First time for everything, eh?

  15. Well, Bukko, Pat did think it was Napoleon III the Haitians were overthrowing, So who knows what delusion he suffers from. Probably too many to describe here.

  16. Mebbe Pat thinks that HE'S Napolean. Nappy the 14th or somesuch. He's a short lil' feller, isn't he?

  17. If Jebus came back today, he'd kick PR's ass in the street, then drive him out of town smashing him over the head with RL's rotting corpse.


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.