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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Scared of terrorists?

I'm feeling a bit sick and can't concentrate, so I'll be short today.

Actually, I'm hiding under my desk, shaking in fear after learning of the arrival of our testicular robot overlords.

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9 comments:

  1. Who knew that peenee snipping would be outsourced to the robo-elite. It is just a small step from this to Death Panels. I'm tellin'ya. Also.

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  2. Its like living in the future!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNsKyJulHs

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  3. AHA!!! I knew youtube would save me. The Dr. is a fraud. He copied a dodgy 80's comedy science fiction. Have a look at 1:17.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0GTevGPLy0&feature=related

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  4. General, Sir:

    You had me scared shitless for a minute there. I was thinkin', "They ain't replacin' my "boys" with no stainless steel milkwhalemakers, no siree bobbit!". When I finished reading the article though I realized that we've got some old Sun engine analyzers and stuff down at the motor pool that could prolly be cannibullised and used to make a passable replica of what that sortabrownsurgeon came up with. I'll be working on that project until I get some more funding for the Deathpanelmobile prototype we've been trying to finish at Area 49.95, Sir.

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  5. Is that an unmanned robotic surgical drone in your arsenal or are you just happy to see me? I'll take my answer off the line.

    ++++

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  6. I applaud this advance in the field of spermatazoan science! For one thing, it will free millions of the little swimmers from behind their ejaculatory tube-tied repression. And also, if there's no team of surgeons, especially those snarky OR nurses, staring at a man's equipment, there will be no worries about peals of laughter over, ahem, "sizing issues."

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  7. General, Sir:

    If they was workin' on my johnson they wouldn't need no damned mikerscopes.

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  9. General, Sir:

    I, for one, welcome our testicular robot overlords. (Well, somebody had to say it.)

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.