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Wednesday, March 24, 2010
George Bush's Etiquette Tips
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Anonymous
The Chosen One reminds us that after touching a black child one should always wipe one's hands on someone who's had a hummer .
Well now, let's get past using Clinton as a handiwipe for a moment...
...if you were in the crowd with an opportunity to shake hands with Dubya, wouldn't you put something totally vile all over your hand? I would... and I'd consider the opportunity a gift from gawd.
Like mother, like son.
ReplyDeleteStay classy, G.
ReplyDeleteWhat if you wipe your hand on someone who's gotten a humjob and it comes back even stickier than it was before you wiped?
ReplyDeleteWell now, let's get past using Clinton as a handiwipe for a moment...
ReplyDelete...if you were in the crowd with an opportunity to shake hands with Dubya, wouldn't you put something totally vile all over your hand? I would... and I'd consider the opportunity a gift from gawd.
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