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Monday, March 08, 2010

Guestposting Popenfuhrer

I'm on a lucky streak. First, Sen. Jim Bunning guestposts. Now, Der Popenfuhrer, His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI blesses Jesus' General with a few words. Please be kind in your comments.
--Gen JC Christian, patriot

Danke mein general. As you may have heard, one of mein "Gentlemen of His Holiness" was caught picking up men to geschtuffen with his glorious grossenschlanger. I think the Juden name of the group for this. Say it out loud. It sounds like I'm running a mannschaftenhurenhaus. It's no wonder the members were confused.

That's why I'm changing the group's name to "Der Popenfuher's Mannschaften Schtupten und Suckenzite." It sounds much more hetero don't you think?

Posted by His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI

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  1. When the Village People re-form, one of them will have to dress like a Papist priest.

  2. Balducci reportedly ordered deliveries of prostitutes, including “two black Cuban lads”, a former male model from Naples, and a rugby player from Rome.

    The new Papal Menus are here! The new Papal Menus are here!


  3. Will there be beer?

  4. ... so chickenhawks have found a roost in the Vatican ...

  5. General, Sir:

    Ich war ein Mitglied des USAF, aufgestellt in Deutschland seit fast vier Jahren. Mein "Deutsch wird auf "gasthaus deutsch" beschränkt aber ist etwas, "Der Popenfuher's Mannschaften Schtupten und Suckenzite." dass ich das Bekommen meines Mundes ringsherum stören würde! Gott in himmel!!

  6. General, Sir:

    I meant to add that the phrase, "Der Popenfuher's Mannschaften Schtupten und Suckenzite." is quite the tongue twister!

  7. This new Mannschaften Schtupten group is far and away preferable to the Kinder Schtupten group that precedes it. With any luck, the Mannschafters will totally replace the Kinder Schtupters.

    In Jebus' name, Amen.


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.