From Webb Pierce's "There Stands the Glass" to Johnny Rebel's "Nigger Hatin' Me," the country music industry has served as the guardian of our most cherished heartland values for nearly a century. But now, according to poker critic Brian Cherry, it's being subverted by a secret, book-reading leftist: Miley Cyrus.
As Mr. Cherry notes, although Miss Cyrus was "presented to us a fully Disneyfied young lady with a Christian background and the values to boot," she's something else entirely. "This young lady," Cherry continues, "brings an entire suitcase of San Francisco values with her as baggage..."" Yes, San Francisco values and all the soy lattes and Rice-a-Roni that comes with them.
Cherry continues, "She is even moving away from the official religion of the entire [country] industry," an American religion, to read books on Buddhism, a religion birthed in Asia.
Next thing you know, she'll go all Muslim and study algebra.