The Opinion "Rabbits and Jesus will be taking Easter Sunday off so they can go play the back nine in heaven" has died. Rabbits don't play golf, in heaven or anywhere else for that matter. They don't have opposable thumbs. Couldn't grip a golf club in a million years, for crissakes. You'll probably see ducks driving cars before you'll see rabbits teeing up a golf ball. It's just that plain a fact.
In lieu of flowers the family of the deceased Opinion ask that you paint an egg or contemplate your own innate mystery, or just play frisbee in a verdant park or whatever it is that you do. May your peeps be moist and your jelly beans tasty.
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The Opinuary Column appears most Fridays (having died most Tuesdays) at Jesus' General.
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Ducks may have some problems in steering a car, but they were essential of man's domestication of the dinosaur as witnessed here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Mtx_mOnogk
ReplyDeleteRabbits don't play golf, in heaven or anywhere else for that matter. They don't have opposable thumbs. Couldn't grip a golf club in a million years, for crissakes.
ReplyDeleteOh, I dunno about that, mjs. A million years could go by with not only opposable thumbs evolving, but those recessive-gene red eyes could end up as....frickin' LASER BEAMS!!!
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Someone at Salon.com has some thoughts on the Jeebus vs. Easter Bunny battle. (Spoiler hint: Jeebus kilt the Bunny.) She's going to hell, that writer.
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