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Monday, May 17, 2010

First the presidency, now Miss USA

Patriots at the Free Republic reveal that Miss USA, Rima Fakih, is a secret-Muslim Hezbollah princess from "Hezbollah stronghold of Srifa in South Lebanon," and not, as the Muslim-controlled media reports, a native-born American like Sarah Palin. It's the Obama birth cover-up all over again!

Here's what they have to say:

Miss Hezbollah wins!
by Stepan12

Nope, according to her bio, Catholic. (strange considering birth control comment)
by mnehring

I submit she may just say she is Catholic to avoid being murdered.
by rlmorel

Nope. Lebanese Shi’ite with family ties for Hezbollah.
by rmle

I'm SURE papa Hussein approves of his little westernized slut.
My 2 cent's worth ... she isn't that hot.
by knar

She looks like every other Puerto Rican.
by cll

Miss USA Contestant is Shi’ite Muslim Hezbollah Supporter, Used Pageant Name to Promote Muslim Female Subjugation
"Rima Fakih, Miss Michigan USA, who will compete in Sunday Night’s pageant broadcast on NBC, is a Dearbornistan Shi’ite Muslim who is a supporter of Hezbollah and used the pageant name at a forum promoting Islamic subjugation of women.
"She was born in the Hezbollah stronghold of Srifa in South Lebanon, which Israel was forced to attack in the 2006 Israel-Hezbollah war because it was a site of Hezbollah weaponry. Her devout Muslim family comes from the Hezbollah-controlled South Lebanon.
"Intelligence sources confirm that at least three of Fakih’s relatives are currently top officials in Hezbollah and that at least eight Fakih family members were Hezbollah terrorists killed by the Israelis in past Israel-Lebanese wars and interventions.
"Some of her family members were originally in Harakat Amal [the Shi'ite Amal militia], which is now essentially a part of Hezbollah. There’s a reason that even Al-Manar TV–Hezbollah’s official TV network–is high on Fakih in the Miss USA pageant."
by Talisker

This is a Trump production. I wonder if Obama asked him to promote the Muzzi.
by aimhigh

Our president claims to be Christian, and his middle name is Hussein.
by Sherman Logan

And more here:

The fix was in, folks. Don’t believe for a second she won on merits. Everything since Obama has taken office has been about appeasing Muslims. This just falls right in line with it all.
by rintense

The Islamic concept of deceiving infidels–taqiyyah–is employed here, just as Mohammed Atta employed it when he patronized strippers and prostitues, drank alcohol in bars, and gambled in Vegas–most of that against Islamic law.
It is their creed and is exactly why they should never be trusted in this country.
by The_Media_never_lie

I’m sorry, but Hezbollah monkies don’t do it for me ... LOL ...
by Star Traveler

Maybe the IDF/Caterpillar can pancake her like St. Rachel Corrie.
by skimask

That last one was written by skimask, an Annapolis grad and Marine Corps officer. Makes you proud to be an American, doesn't he?


  1. There's nothing more magical than a shit-smelling moron who thinks the plural of "monkey" is "monkies" deigning to comment on a beauty pageant.

  2. Oh, and "skimask" is an embarrassment to my country.

  3. Do you people just make up your own information in your head???

    1. Rima is from a multireligious family, both Maronite Catholic and Shia Muslim. Many Lebanese and mixed religiously so we dont say Christian or Muslim. Some of us are both, and even if we are one, we have family from both.

    2. Harakat Amal and Hezbollah are the same thing?? Wow now I know how little you people know about Lebanon.

    3. Hezbollah gets MOST of its support from CHRISTIANS. Not from Muslims. The largest party in Hezbollahs coalition is the CHRISTIAN Free Patriotic Movement.

    4. Hezbollah is not al Qaeda. They dont kill non Muslims. They are not conservative. Why dont you actually go to Lebanon before you make ridiculous assumptions.

    5. Do not DARE to call yourself a Christian when WE the ARAB CHRISTIANS who were the first to accept Jesus Christ and have suffered continuously for Him. While you Americans supply the Zionists to cleanse the Holy Land and Jerusalem of Christians. While you take power away from Christians in Iraq. While you bomb Christians in Lebanon.... DO NOT DARE to call yourself a Christian when you do not follow the precepts of Christianity. Eastern Christians have suffered at the hands of Western Christians more than anyone else. Before you Westerners created a "Jewish state", over 35% of the Holy Land was Christian. Now we are 2 % only.

  4. I love that they think parading a muslim woman on stage in a swimsuit would be "appeasing muslims."

  5. 1. Is Rima Catholic or Shia Muslim? Does Rima support Hezbollah and their express intent to annihilate all Jews, or does she support Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior? The Quran very clearly states that "People of the Book" are deceived. Which is it?

    2. Both Harakat Amal and Hezbollah were rival Shi'a factions. Muslims for centuries have fought each other and everyone else and it never stops. Shia vs. Sunni vs. Sufi, and all of them vs. the "infidels". What is your point - are you promoting "The Religion of Peace"? I know about Lebanon and the constant warring there, and Hezbollah's military takeover of south Lebanon.

    3. I don't believe a word of what you're saying. Hezbollah gets most of it's support from Syria and Iran, and Hezbollah's goal has been stated by Nasrallah - "There is no solution to the conflict in this region except with the disappearance of Israel". Christians do not and have never supported the disappearance of Israel.

    4. Hezbollah has repeatedly killed non-Muslims for decades. Consider the 1983 suicide attacks (April), and the second 1983 suicide attacks (October), The Hezbollah attacks between 1982 and 1986 - 32 attacks against Israel and The South Lebanon Army - and the Hezbollah aggression against Israel. The 2006 Lebanon War was started by Hezbollah and killed "non-muslims". Let's hear about my "ridiculous assumptions" with your response of PROOF!!

    5. I am a Christian. Jesus specifically says not to judge one another - yet you are judging everyone his isn't an arab Christian. How DARE you define who is a true believer in Christ Jesus. How DARE you raise yourself above everyone else in Christ. All true Christians have suffered for Christ. Sorry, but the "Zionists" are not cleansing the Holy Land of Christians - Muslims are doing that. Christians are not taking the power away of Christians in Iraq - Muslims are doing that. In 5 years, half of the Christian population has left Iraq thanks to Muslim terrorist attacks. When have Christians been bombed in Lebanon? Before condemning others, what precepts of Christianity do you follow? Eastern Christians and Western Christians in every muslim country have suffered at the hands of Muslims more than anyone else. Hundreds of millions of Christians have died at the the hands of Muslims over the last 14 centuries. Many countries were 90% Christian and are now 0% thanks to Muhammed and his war machine.

  6. How'd she win the damn swimsuit competition in her Burka? Man, those Muslims are fucking crafty!

  7. Someone should tell the right wing idiots that the last time we had a Lebanese-American Miss America was Julie Hayek in 1983...during the REAGAN years. So if they want to try and claim it is due to some Islamofascist/L'brul conspiracy they are going to have to include Reagan in that conspiracy, I guess.

  8. Thank you for yet again proving that the right is full of bigoted racists.

    You can't make this shit up, people.

  9. May Skimask have the ultimate honor of dying for my freedom. I'm sure Republican Jesus will welcome him to heaven with open arms.

  10. skimask is a prime example of why we need to eliminate the service academies.

  11. Skimask needs to put that skimask on his ugly mug.

  12. Kevin, you are a retard, defending your belief in the Mad Hatter while denouncing those who believe in the March Hare.

  13. Oh, those crafty Mussel(not)men! Just as high-minded conservatives make vicious insults about someone disfigured by cancer to show that liberals are foul-mouthed, so do the Islamoswimsuitcompetitionists prance on a stage 3/4-naked to advance the aims of the world's most puritanical religion. (And don't tell me that the original Puritans wouldn't approve of the way Mahometan wimmenfolk dress, right before they ran them through with a sword.)

    As for the uber-patiotikkk Untersturmbahnfuhrer Skimask, one of these years very soon he will be patrolling the streets of the USA! USA! USA! in order to keep order once the rioting starts. Be afraid. Be very afraid. If you're not a white Amerikkkan, that is.

  14. You sheep are so easily brainwashed. Why don't you pay attention to some news that actually matters? Instead you're all clamoring over who won a beauty pageant. Has anyone stopped to consider that maybe she won because she's a beautiful American woman? And yes, you CAN be an American and NOT be a Christian. You can be an American and not have ANY religion if you so choose.... or did I mistake "freedom of religion" for some other concept?

    Get a life. Go outside. Do something positive today. Stop hatin' on the beautiful just because you're jealous. OH YEAH. And READ. Your ignorance is making me ashamed to call myself an American.

  15. OH yeah, and by the way, Christians: I don't know why you're so upset. I'd think that two fascist totalitarian religions would get along swimmingly! I guess you don't practice what you preach.

  16. If "[s]he looks like every other Puerto Rican" as cll claims, I'm moving to Puerto Rico.

  17. For the satirically challenged, you may want to scroll down to where the General sez, “This is political satire. Everything posted here should be understood in that context.” It’s in the second column from the left.

    You’re welcome.

  18. Dave -- ixnay on the atiresay! That used to be half the fun of Teh Gen'l's sermons -- outraging the unsuspecting. Too many people have gotten wise of late. Thankfully, a few of the other type have stopped by.

  19. Has anyone thought of notifying his chain of command?

    Aside from enjoing photos of Rummy and DIK. A modern military has absolutely no place for this kind of thinking because it applies across the board.

  20. Whether or not this woman is a Muslim or Christian is ultimately none of our business.
    It is hers.
    We fought the Wars of Religion, remember?
    Before 1649, religion determined much of your social position, political stance, territorial loyalty-- it was often a question of life and death.
    Whole regions were depopulated.
    Societies had a hard time bringing people back together even in recreational ways.
    The Wars of Religion sets the West apart from most of the world.
    Please, please don't tell me you've forgotten it.

  21. Hooray! Death by Monotheists! Let's bow our heads while we sharpen our knives!


  22. Lt. "Skimask" Stepp having been so kind as to give us a photo should have his patriotiKKK fervor brought to the attention of his commander-in-chief so that he might be suitably recognized.

  23. You are f"ing Delusional you bloody lost accept it.This is the first time I have seen a president disrespected.I can understand if you have legitmate claims but its rediculous. Republicans are Hypocrits to the core

  24. Looks like skimask is well on his way to get a republican nomination (or at the least a job at foxnews).

  25. Its funny these idiots heads are so stuck up their own heads,they dont know right from left christian from Jew.

  26. Achilles, it's not the first time the president has been disrespected... it's the first time the president has been viewed as a national enemy by a significant percentage of the population. This is what happens when people get elected because of the ratings they bring on TV.

  27. General, Sir:

    I went looking for Skimask comment on the Freeper site (now I'll be in the decontamination unit, washing the shit off, for at least an hour) and the comment appears to have disappeared. You didn't by any chance screencap it, did you. I wanted to send a copy to these guys (Marine Corps so that he could experience for himself what a tracked vehicle, in this case the Marine Corps Commandant's personal Abrams could do to this career. Semper fuckhead.

  28. General, sir, it's been a long time since I've returned to base camp, having been so long ago dispatched by you out into the field to reconnoiter.

    I hate to inform you of this, but headquarters has been overrun by a raving horde of the humor-impaired.

  29. Hey democommie:

    skimask's comment is still there:;page=51

    Knock yourself out!

  30. "first time the president has been viewed as a national enemy by a significant percentage of the population"

    .001% is significant?

  31. In 1934 a "Businessmen's Plot" whose members included Prescott Bush tried to replace FDR with a military dictator (Smedley Butler). Would you say that counts as "disrespect"?

    Read history before it vanishes down the memory hole.

  32. Dear Missy Vixen:

    My organizational skilz run to internal combustion engines (making them stop working) and the ocassional internet scam. I can't find the damned comment. Thank you for the help, anyway. I've added your blog to my daily "necessaries".

  33. For the satirically challenged, you may want to scroll down to where the General sez, “This is political satire. Everything posted here should be understood in that context.” It’s in the second column from the left.

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