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Monday, May 17, 2010

How to spot a Lebanese...

...before she's placed on the Supreme Court.


  1. I'm so sick of the Lebanese! I thought I had gotten away from them when I left Australia. But in the past week, I've heard about the not-gay Farah guy, the Lebbo affirmative action beauty queen and now this. It was bad enough that we had to put up with Danny Thomas and all those other Lebbian entertainers. But why should THEY be on OUR court? Is there no citizenship requirement? Can't someone just send this meddlesome judge to Arizona?

  2. Nice to see Von Ebers--I now have the image of a broken jaw to put with his writing.

    p.s. I was hoping Pat Buchanan was going to act out what it is to be a lesbian, you know, what sex acts they perform (tandem, group or solo). Once he did that he'd have to do a curtain call and simulate straight copulating (maybe with a sock puppet?) just for context, and then how could he resist depicting gay sexual acts? He'd go down in history, that's for sure. Can you imagine the water cooler banter America would engage in the next morning? I can. I really, really can.


  3. What a wonderful video. I hope it goes far.

  4. At least she's not a thespian!


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.