No one respects the law anymore because there are no punishments. Children are denied whippings and criminals are set free because their D&A doesn't have matches. You should set 1 day/month aside for spanking the wicked. Televise it with Rep Patrick McHenry doing the honors. Give him a spatula with little, raised Reagan faces on it so it leaves Gipper welts on the perp's butt. Put McHenry in a gladiator outfit. He'd like it and it'd scare potential sinners.
Here are a few of the other ideas people are posting there:
"We should invent and patent more colors. Like fuchsia, but not that because it's already been invented."
"I think stall doors should be made transparent in the congressional bathrooms to avoid confusion which could lead to wild eyed accusations of foot tapping behaviors. It's bad enough that hairy Rahm Emanuel can get away with chesting our congressmen in the showers. "
"I think that American has given a lot of money to France (ie the French revolution, etc.) and the statue of liberty does not begin to cover it. I mean they made it out of copper - couldn't even spring for silver, you cheap snooty socialists? I think we should make it into pennies and then give them the pennies (we dont want them) and then have them convert that into euros and then back into dollars and then we will be able to buy France."
"I think we should reform our laws to follow the old testament. The new testament is revisionist history."
"We need a congressional task for designated to look for communist symbology within various logos and emblems of corporations, NGO's, and other organizations. It should be funded with the money currently being used for wastewater treatment and stem cell research, since both of these of affronts to god."
And here are a couple the Commie Post found:
End Child Labor Laws," suggests one helpful participant. "We coddle children too much. They need to spend their youth in the factories."
"A 'teacher' told my child in class that dolphins were mammals and not fish! And the same thing about whales! We need TRADITIONAL VALUES in all areas of education. If it swims in the water, it is a FISH. Period! End of Story."
Do you have any ideas for the GOP? If so please post and put a link in the comments.