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Friday, July 23, 2010
Teabag-American Research
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Anonymous
Teabag-American hero, Rep. Sam Crump, knows only Mexislamunistofascists kill people, because he conducts all his research by reading V-Dare and the Free-Republic.
I read somewhere on the internets that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl some years back. Maybe people would protest more if Beck raped and murdered a white, male rancher. You know, now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure Rep. Sam Crump raped and murdered a white, male rancher back in October of 2007. I suspect this because I just read it here in the comments section. Yes, it was my own comment, which is an alarming and exciting coincidence.
I suspect this because I just read it here in the comments section. Yes, it was my own comment, which is an alarming and exciting coincidence.
I feel the same way about what I hear from the voices in my head. But I HATE it when they say things that contradict what I'm thinking in my realbrain. "Kill Mommy! Kill Mommy! Kill Mommy!" all frickin' day long...
That's funny...I read somewhere that Glenn Beck and Rep. Sam Crump once were lovers who went on a murderous spree in Mexico, leading to today where all these Mexicans are pouring over our border intent on revenge killings. Or was that Canada?
I'm nearly convinced that Beck and Crump went on a murderous spree in Mexico, all the while disguised as Canadians, but lost sight of their mission and ended up raping and killing a white male rancher in Arizona. And that was before lunch!
Did his research on teh Infernetz, eh? Good thing he doesn't read Teh Gen'l, or the next SB in Aridzona would outlaw watermelons.
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere on the internets that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl some years back. Maybe people would protest more if Beck raped and murdered a white, male rancher. You know, now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure Rep. Sam Crump raped and murdered a white, male rancher back in October of 2007. I suspect this because I just read it here in the comments section. Yes, it was my own comment, which is an alarming and exciting coincidence.
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I suspect this because I just read it here in the comments section. Yes, it was my own comment, which is an alarming and exciting coincidence.
ReplyDeleteI feel the same way about what I hear from the voices in my head. But I HATE it when they say things that contradict what I'm thinking in my realbrain. "Kill Mommy! Kill Mommy! Kill Mommy!" all frickin' day long...
That's funny...I read somewhere that Glenn Beck and Rep. Sam Crump once were lovers who went on a murderous spree in Mexico, leading to today where all these Mexicans are pouring over our border intent on revenge killings.
ReplyDeleteOr was that Canada?
I'm nearly convinced that Beck and Crump went on a murderous spree in Mexico, all the while disguised as Canadians, but lost sight of their mission and ended up raping and killing a white male rancher in Arizona. And that was before lunch!
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