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Thursday, August 12, 2010

The Imam and The Palin Patriot

It's no wonder that so many Palin Patriots oppose the building of Cordoba House--or as OUR LADY OF THE ALL CAPS SHRIEK calls it: "AHHHHH-GROUND-SPIT-GRRRRRRRRRRRR-SLOBBER-SLOBBER-ZERO-HOWWWWWWWWWWL-MOSQUE-KILL-KILL-EAT-LIVERS-DRINK-BLOOD-KILL-YOWEEE-YOWEEEEEEE-PING-ZEEEEEGONG-KENYA-CLENIS"--near Ground Zero. The man behind the effort, Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf, opposes our Bomb the Shit Out of Impoverished Brown People foreign policy and thinks we should help disempowered Muslims better their lives, instead.

Here's what he has to say:
Islam, a religion I deeply love and which is essential to my identity, is repeatedly bearing the brunt for atrocious acts being carried out in its name the world over. It is perceived as a national security threat in the United States. At the same time, America—a land I dearly love and whose values I cherish—arouses antagonism in much of the Muslim world...

This is the painful place in which many Muslim Americans find themselves. While their American, non-Muslim, friends ask, "What are you Muslims around the world doing to us?" their overseas Muslim colleagues are saying, "What is your country, America, doing to us?"

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Ultimately, each American Muslim is responsible for striving to embody the exalted qualities of Islam, as defined by right consciousness, intelligence and action. Personal responsibility and accountability, as well as broad-minded education, are fundamental components of Islam. In upholding this Islamic ideal, and living it in an American context, they will automatically be expressing the deep unity that exists between the Muslim world and the West. Further, American Muslims must now face the duty of being effective intermediaries between America and the Muslim world.

We must argue that "homeland security" lies in a U.S. policy that projects its superpower status in the compassionate image of Lady Liberty. A successful policy would help Muslims liberate themselves from democratic disempowerment, rather than bombing them into deeper indignity and economic malaise, which will only incite further violence in the name of Islam...

Given the current global flash points and critical mutual interests between the Muslim world and the West, Muslims in America have no greater cause now than to contribute to multi-disciplinary, inter-religious dialogues which strive to usher America into that era predicted by the Old Testament Prophet Isaiah, a time "when nations shall beat their swords into plowshares, spears into pruning hooks, when nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall learn war any more."
Can you believe he dared speak such sedition? It's almost as if he believes his American citizenship is as genuine as ours.

Thank God, we have John Joseph Jay of Pam Gellers's American Freedom Defense Initiative (he's in charge of lower-case letters) to gently correct the Iman:
there are, friends, no ‘innocent’ muslims. they obey. and they obey the dictates of the koran on jihad. and, they obey the commands of local clerics. in this, they have no choice. because, friends, there is no ‘free will’ in islam, one obeys the dictates of allah
[and]
why should muslims get a free pass? if it is right for muslims to kill non-believers, then why is it no less right for the rest of us to kill muslims?
He also offers his special kind of gentle correction to the "ruling class" (the professional leftists who secretly run this country):
friends, if you wish to retain and preserve individual virtue, you are going to have to kill in order to do so. if we are to excise the ruling class, it will be with violence. they used violence to attain their privilege, they use it nakedly in the form of the s.i.e.u. [an apparent reference to the SEIU, the Service Employees International Union] and black panther thugs in elective politics to maintain it, they contemplate relocation camps to preserve it. … buy guns. buy ammo. be jealous of your liberties. and understand, you are going to have to kill folks, your uncles, your sons and daughters, to preserve those liberties.

11 comments:

  1. ...you are going to have to kill folks, your uncles, your sons and daughters,...

    Aunt Larry was right all along: if we don't kill each other, who will? Only slackers leave everything to chance.

    ++++

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  2. General, Sir:

    I must concur with Mr. mjs, Sir: it is imperative that we follow the "Will-O-GOD(TM)" and eradicate those Islamofascistnon-freewillin'sortabrowns.

    I must also highly recommend that Herr Gauleiter John Joseph Jay be nominated for the "Joseph McCarthy, Let's Call A Spade A Spade--Or, Better Yet, A Motherfuggin' Commatheistoislamifascist, Babyeatin', JESUSbeatin' Heathen Devil" Award. Like the Darwin Award (which is often awarded to the same sort of folks as Ms. Pammy Alltits Shagged panders, er, I mean, preaches to, it is probably best awarded posthumously. To that end, I suggest that Mr. Jay, in the interest of making sure that his TekArms Terrible Swift Sword of KKKristical Justice (9mm, Bullpupshit design, 4gazillion rpm rate of fire) is working properly by placing it in his own mouth and pulling the trigger.

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  3. This Imam is obviously a communist. Who else would suggest that America lead by example and reach out to peace loving Muslims through out the world?! I mean, other than George W. Bush. But in Bush’s defense, he was only saying we should do that, while he bombed the crap out of Iraq and Afghanistan. War is Peace!

    Thanks again for the link, General.

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  4. Well, so much for fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them over here.

    Thank goodness we have deep bench of keyboard commandos ready to post all the inspiration and motivation necessary for the rest of us liberty lovers to take armed action! Thank goodness we have someone who will translate the coded messages passed from our country's elitist ruling class to their Jew and Islamo-fascist conspirator/allies alike! It's a Trifecta born in hell whose purpose is to take over America! Ahgghghghhgghgh!!!!!!!!!

    Ahem.

    We are grateful for the likes of John Joseph Jay (or J3 as we, who are the Who's Who, call him), using his mighty keyboard weapon, as he calls upon the Soldiers of his Newsletter , to gloriously shed the blood of their own loved ones in his righteous quest to find a bridge too far.

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  5. Hmmmmm. My friends were right...you really do only have 2 brain cells to rub together. Poor, pitiful you.

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  6. So what you’re saying, “MOM for America,” is that you agree with John Joseph Jay, right? Do Michelle Malkin and Sarah Palin know you’re a dangerous radical subversive?

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  7. When I used to work in nursing homes, "MOM" was the standard abbreviation for "Milk of Magnesia". An excellent laxative for old people who were plugged up with their own shit. I don't know why that came to mind when I saw M.O.M's comment.

    Actually, I DO know, but I'm too polite to say. I am a mild-mannered KKKristian kkkonservative, after all! But if somebody wants to push the issue...

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  8. you are going to have to kill folks, your uncles, your sons and daughters, to preserve those liberties

    You know, I did have a lot more liberty before I got married and had kids. But do I really have to kill my family? I've grown fond of them.

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  9. You've gotta ask yourself: "What's more important, seeing my aunts and uncles and sons and daughters being alive and laughing and enjoying their existence, or having them scream and moan in pain in front of me as they bleed onto the ground while I holler 'Take that, you SIEU goons and Black Panther electothuggofascists who I have never seen, but are out there trying to take my liberties!'" I think you'll come to the right answer.

    But if instead you decide to kill everyone in your fambly because they're jealous of your liberty, I suggest waiting until there's a general breakdown of law and order. Because if you were to take a shotgun and slaughter everyone around the table at this coming Thanksgiving dinner, the ultra-liberal police force and bleeding-heart prosecutor and some activist judge would probably insult you by saying "He's an insane mass murderer" no matter what you say about defending the Constitution.

    It's a shame that patriotikkk Americans have to wait until there's a state of lawless anarchy to stand up for our freedoms. We can only pray that things get much, much worse, so they can get better. Until then, we just have to vote for Republikkkan kkkandidates who are working hard to create that chaos that means "liberty."

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.