As long time readers know, my wife, OfJoshua--good Christian woman that she is--has been helping, my neighbor, Mr. Garcia, recover from his divorce. It's been very tough for him. He's so lonely. Sometimes, OfJoshua takes her Barry White albums over to his house to cheer him up and ends up spending the night, or even the whole weekend there, because he's just so damned sad.
They're attending some kind of Christian divorce recovery conference in Seattle for the next few days. I told them I'd drive them over to it--Seattle's big enough to be a very wicked city, so they'll need someone trained in weaponry to protect them. And heck, it's been awhile since I've had my sins redeemed by that god-fearing biker-looking guy who spanks naughty men for money. His Great and Terrible Spatula of Redemption is calling my name, telling me it's time to get right with Jesus.
OfJoshua tells me that since I haven't registered for the conference, it's against the rules for me to stay in her motel room. I guess I'll be sleeping in the car. That's OK with me, I couldn't stand to hear Mr. Garcia's blubbering anyway. But, it means I may not be able to post to this here blog, every day. We'll see.
And a big thank you to all of you who voted for my Amazon review of George W Bush's book, Decision Points. You made it "The most helpful favorable review," yesterday. It's dropped a notch since then, because, a lot of "not helpful" votes were casts by patriots who read the review and libislaministofascists who didn't. Still, it has more votes than any other review, so thank you. And a special thanks to John Amato at Crooks and Liars for his help.