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Thursday, February 10, 2011

Exclusive: Bristol Palin's Book Leaked

It looks like the lame stream sum-bitches at William Morrow screwed up if it's true they backed off from publishing Bristol Palin's book. A copy was leaked to me, and although I found page 3 to be a little weak, the other two pages are absolutely spellbinding.
You can see page 2, below. It's the part that deals with Bristol's pregnancy.


  1. Everyone laughs, but a drawing like that takes for freaking ever on an etch-a-sketch.

    Just sayin'.

  2. It's all the fault of the liberal media! I bet some dirty stinking libbo runs William Morrow and he's censoring little Bristle the way those fraudulent voters did on her TV show. Don't they understand that she's a STAR?!? It says so right in the title -- "Dancing With The Stars!" And stars should get six-figure advances, even if they're just 20-year-old unemployed unwed mothers, because they have to pay for babysitters when they're busy leading abstinence campaigns. And ghostwriters don't come cheap. Whoever runs William Morrow must just hate Bristle's mom. Why can't they LEAVE SARAH ALONE!


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.