The Reverend Monsignor Ignacio Barreiro
Human Life International
Dear Monsignor Barreiro,
Your organization made a mistake when it let its former president go. Not only was Father Thomas Euteneuer a valued leader of the compelled birth movement, he was also one of the Church's most gifted exorcists. Sure, his demon expulsion techniques were unconventional, but innovation is the mark of genius in any field.
I understand how easy it is to misunderstand Father Euteneuer's method, but, good golly, do you really think a Catholic Priest would get so turned on by a demon, he'd have sex with the woman he was exorcising? I mean, jebus, that's about as satanic a motivation as one could imagine.
Obviously, Father Euteneuer was getting his bone on for other reasons. I suspect he was having sex with that woman in order to drive the demon from her body.
Think about it. How do women react when we--OK, not you, but non-priests--have sex with them? Well, they vomit, curse, and cry. I imagine a demon has the same reaction. It just wants to get the Hell out of there.
I hope you'll think about this and re-evaluate Father Euteneuer's position.
Gen. JC Christian, patriot