I'm on the road, headed to Seattle to be redeem myself by visiting that guy who spanks men for money. I won't tell you what acts I performed that require such redemption. Let's just say Col. Cletus is a lying bastard and who really looks close enough at a morale sheep to see whether it has an udder or a scrotum anyway.
I hope to be back tomorrow, but if I need extra punishment, I'll see you on Monday.
In the mean time, check out this video. James O'Keefe is truly a renaissance man.