General Sir: Good advice. I'll call on behalf of my hero, Wisconsin Gov. Scottie Walker, who lost his sense of shame somewhere.
Did Mr McHenry lose his virginity on the WIS-NET? There are other ways to track his data loss. I am sure the young republicans will understand he is trying to set an example for them. Everyman has a hard drive to make at some point is his life.
If I wasn't in Europe at the moment (this is the third time that Mrs. Bukko has told me she booked a trip to Branson, then she slips me a pill at the airport -- to control my nervous bladder, she always says -- and I wake up in France, goddamit) I would call futureCongresswoman Nickelass and ask her "Is your computer running? Better turn it off, before it runs away with another 7,000 votes!" Then I'd make a fart noise and hang up. The fart noise is my favourite.
Did McHenry look under the couch? Sometimes I find stuff under there, stuff I didn't even remember losing. Heck, he could lose his virginity over and over and never even miss it. I hear his penis tastes like dairy queen. Probably just a rumor. Sigh.
Props to the clerk! Very professional--only a hint of a smile.
General, Sir:I thought I lost my virginity once, but it turned out that I had left it in my other pants.
We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.