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Monday, May 23, 2011

Pamela versus The Great Wall of Antisemitism

As America's greatest patriots gathered to proclaim their allegiance to the one true party--the Likud of Bibi and Sharon--agents of hate gathered outside. Thankfully, OUR LADY OF THE ALL CAP JIHAD, Pamela Geller, was on hand to document the atrocities. And document the atrocities, she did.

Exhibit one: This photo, which she captioned, "The haters erected their hatred of Jews wall."

Shameful. "An injustice anywhere is an injustice everywhere," "stop hate," the inverted broken cross symbol so favored by the dirtiest, most anti-war, fucking hippies--only one of those god damned "coexist" things could make it more hateful.

But it gets worse.

Exhibit two: Mrs. Geller captures what she identifies to be "Proud nazis" in this photo.

Unfortunately, Mrs. Geller's beloved allies, the English Defense League (pictured below), were unavailable to sweep the Nazis from the streets.

Rapture update
I'm thinking God made Heaven look a lot like Earth to ease us all into our post-rapture existence. That's gotta be it.

But what about the cheesemakers? I haven't seen any since Friday.


  1. Don't do that to me again! I went to Gellar the Yellar's site. I read some comments. Not only am I dumber, but i'm mentally iller.

    PS. My neighbour Mustafa's mail is starting to pile up for some reason.

  2. General, Sir:

    BC's final sentence got me thinkin' and I did a littel research. Turns out the Wholly Babble was wrong about JESUS sayin', "It's easier for camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven."

    What he really said is, "It's easier for a camel JOCKEY to enter heaven than it is for a rich man to put a needle in his eye!". True story.

  3. General, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. PLEASE caveat emptor. Pam AIPAC loving Nazi/Obama hating Geller aka Atlas Jugs2000 is a little bit how do I say this?... pro-Israeli. Nice job protecting the children of Israel from the satanists and the Stalinists and the liberal Jews. Mosel Tov

  4. But what about the cheesemakers? I haven't seen any since Friday.

    Well, you know what Jeebus said about
    "Blessed be the cheesemakers..."

  5. Obviously whoever put up that wall is promoting hatred. Just as the only answer to speech is more speech, and the only answer to guns is bigger guns, the only answer to hate is more hate. Ergo, anyone demanding that we "Stop Hate!" must be promoting hate. QED.

  6. OMG. If the Cheesemakers have been raptured, what will I eat? The End Times are truly cruel!

    If Gellar the Yellar is an Aynal Randy supporter, why is she so supportive of Israel? The great, unwashed Israelis should look after themselves. Why, support of them smacks of altruism and socialism!


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.