Elder Cluff's proof doesn't come from the expedition--it's been delayed multiple times while he tries to raise the necessary funding--but from something even better. Elder Cluff has found a Hollow Earthian.
He is Col. Billie Faye Woodard. His story is unimpeachable. After all, only a communist would dare question the truthfulness of a retired Air Force officer who had risked his life serving his country at Area 51.
According to Elder Cluff, Col. Woodward was born in Hollow Earth on Sept 18, 1951, and then taken to Wichita Falls, Texas and left in a garbage can. Police soon found him and gave him to an Air Force couple to raise.
Life wasn't easy for Billie. He wasn't like the other boys. Like most Hollow Earthians, he was born with both male and female sex organs. Eventually, at aged ten, the Air Force sealed his vagina and things got better.
Billie joined the Air Force after high school and was immediately commissioned as a colonel and assigned to Area 51, where he became an ambassador to Telos, a sacred Hollow Earthian city located below Mt Shasta.
Today, Col Woodward spends his time making special headbands which ease telepathic communication with Hollow Earthians. The headbands consist of a copper headband with a crystal and a silver or gold coin attached to it. He's now offering a special deal on them:
They are normally $200. However, they will be $95 for this time period. Here is the process. You will need to locate a special crystal that “speaks” to you for this purpose. If you wish, you may want to employ a pendulum or do muscle testing to be sure. Then you will need to obtain a one ounce silver coin, or you can use gold if you wish which has a stronger “beacon” so to speak. Mail it to Billie being sure to insure the package. Include a $95 money order or you can prepay on Paypal if you wish. As he has done in the past on a number of occasions, the headband will be made and shipped back to you, insured of course, at his cost. You will need to tell him how much to insure the package for.