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Friday, July 22, 2011

What Jesus Wants

His Excellency, The Most Rev. Leonard P. Blair, std
Bishop of Toledo

Your Excellency,

I salute your caution in disallowing parishes and parochial schools from raising money for the Susan G. Komen Foundation. As you note, the Foundation does not currently fund embryonic stem-cell research, but “may very well fund such research in the future.”

I agree. We must end all breast cancer research, now, because if a cure isn't found using traditional methods, science will turn it's cold, secular gaze upon our poor defenseless blastocysts, shredding their tiny trophoblasts and greedily ripping the genetic material from the their cute little blastocoeles. It's far better that children lose their mothers, that lovers lose their partners, that parents lose their daughters, that women suffer long, painful journeys to Heaven.

It's what makes God happy.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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