Heavy Hand of Big Government Quashes Patriot's Quest for "Buck Meat"

As a teabagger-American, nothing angers me more than to see big government arrogantly deny a patriot his road jerky.

The Arcata Eye reports:

The Sheriff’s Office reported a man calling 911 to demand that he be given the “buck meat” from a dead deer on the side of the road somewhere. Arcata Police contacted the man, who admitted calling the emergency line in his roadkill fleshquest. He was told to leave the corpse alone.