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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Real Men Shoot a Blessed Arrow

Brian Martin is a sinner. He rejected God's command to multiply and be fruitful and, instead, chose to shutdown his spermatazoan-American highway by having a vasectomy.

But now, brother Martin is repentant and wants to restore his vasa deferentia to their former glory. But that kind of retooling is costly. Thankfully, Blessed Arrows, a group that helps "Christian couples to confess openly their sin, repent before God and others, and act on that repentance through obedience in putting their bodies back the way God designed them," is willing to help.

They've established a fund to help Brother Martin and have raised $669.16 of the $2000 needed to bring his salad shooters back up to Jesus' standards. But they can't do it alone. They need our help. So please consider helping Brother Martin regain the ability to shoot blessed arrows by sending a few dollars, chickens, or mason jars filled with liberated spermatazoan-Americans to the fund.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous3:04 PM

    The newly anointed one, Rick Perry, also rejected God's command to be fruitful and multiply, and had his vasectomy performed by his father-in-law.


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.