The Pastor's Magical Penis

One of the greatest arguments for bringing Jesus to Africa is to end dangerous superstitions that lead to acts like this:

Eleven villagers accused of setting a pastor alight after accusing him of using a magic penis to sleep with women still don't know whether they'll face trial or not.
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Community members had accused him of talking to animals and using an invisible penis to sleep with women in the informal settlement.

They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorising the community.

Obviously, these superstitious villagers were possessed by demons. If only they had accepted Christ's death and resurrection, partook of His flesh and drank His blood, held a huge prayerfest to ask God for rain, and joined us in battle against the non-believing forces of Islam, Pastor Malwane would be alive and punishing witch children today.

A tip of the ol' helmet to reader DK.