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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Amazon Review: Kids Ghillie Suit Set

I couldn't sit by quietly and allow good patriots to purchase an inferior product to give to their children on Jesus' birthday. So I wrote this review:
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Your Kid is Still Visible, November 28, 2011
Gen. JC Christian, patriot (Tremonton, UT United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Kids Ghillie Suit Set Woodland Green Camo (Misc.)

I had high hopes for the "Kids Ghillie Suit Set." I mean, hey, it's just like what the Marine snipers use, isn't it?

Unfortunately, it doesn't work. Obama's Child Protective Services thugs spotted Junior the moment they walked into our living room. The ghillie suit provided no camouflage whatsoever. If anything, it drew attention to him.

Consider getting the "Cellblock C Little Shiv-Works" craft kit instead. It comes with everything you need: an authentic prison cafeteria spoon, enough electrical tape to shape a handle to fit any child's hand, and a cinder block sturdy enough to provide months of sharpening fun. It's what saved Junior from that CPS worker. He used the shiv he created to shank her right through her jackboot and make his escape. Now he lives freely in a nice little spidey-hole he dug out behind where we keep Sheila, our militia morale sheep.

1 comment:

  1. I bet that kid's name is Moss.


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.