I'm very thankful to all of you who read Jesus' General. It brings me a lot of joy to see people coming back day after day. I'm very blessed. I love you all.
OK, I hate those of you who are commies or socialist or liberal or suspiciously hued, or inappropriately Godded, or disrespectful of cherished traditional heartland values like livestock love and Spartan-style wrestling. And I hate those of you who surrender to your true self, choosing dignity over self hatred and loving according to your heart's desires rather than according to the words of an old, dead, but holy, guy.
But most of all, I hate those of you who are Amish. It's a radical faith, a cult of beard cutting terrorists. It's true. I saw it on the news. And I know you curse our turkeys.
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.