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Friday, December 16, 2011
The $150 Salad Toss
Posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot
I took Joe Amendola's advice--he's coach Sandusky's lawyer--and called 1-800-REALITY to learn the truth about the coach's accusers. Unfortunately, it turned out to be the number for a very expensive and very bad restaurant. They offered to toss my salad and to let me suck on their meat. It sounded good, but after an hour of waiting, no salad, no meat. I finally just hung up, but the bastards charged me $150 anyway.
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