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Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Knitting A Lady Part for Congress is Nothing Less than a Hate Crime

The "Snatchel Project's" stated plans are bad enough:
Let’s make a uterus or VJJ for each male rep in congress!

If they have their own, they can leave ours alone!

Follow these simple steps:
  1. Knit or crochet a vagina or uterus
  2. Print a message to enclose (see below for a suggested message)
  3. Mail it to your male Senator or Congressional Representative (see the links to the right)
  4. [...]
Tell your male government representatives: “Hands off my uterus! Here’s one of your own!”
But it's their unstated plan that worries me the most. Take a look at the photo of the seditious vulva Jolene Mosley knitted. See that brown thing at the top? It's the mythical "sailor in the boat," a fiction created by femislamunistofascists to convince wives that their husbands are inadequate.

I know. OfJoshua is always demanding that I locate it. No matter how hard I try, I can't find it, because it doesn't exist. I tell OfJoshua that, but she's been poisoned by years of reading books and attending school. She tells me Mr. Garcia can find it, and when I remind her he isn't even married, she laughs and tells me we should both get jobs with John Ensign. I don't know what the hell she mans by that. It must be one of those irrational woman things.

Perpetuating the myth of the little sailor in a boat destroys marriages. It's nothing less than a hate crime.

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