Jerome Corsi and the Obamunist Soviet Chi-Com Plushy Tryst

Dr. Jerome Corsi
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Dear Dr Corsi,

Your ability as a researcher is legendary. You were the first to expose the fact that John Kerry, like many communists before him, was awarded purple hearts while serving on a swiftboat in Cambodia. And you were the only patriot brave enough to release a book called "Where's the Birth Certificate?" only days after the OBAMUNIST USURPER craftily released that very document.

Now, you've topped even those achievements with your research proving that the OBAMUNIST USURPER married a Pakistani man sometime in the 70s:

His Pakistani roommate, whom we also went to Pakistan with, from Occidental, seems to have been, take a look at pictures of he and his roommate together, Obama had all these roommate pictures, seems to be sitting about on the guy’s lap. I’ve not seen a lot of roommate pictures where two guys are that chummy. The issue is again, not an issue that we want to raise in terms of criticizing the homosexuality or the bisexuality or whatever Obama’s true inclinations are, the issue is why does he have to lie about this too. Why is it that if Obama wants to proclaim same-sex marriage, if he want to proclaim this is great for everybody except he has to lie about himself...Was he married to a guy, I mean, what’s the deal?

But as impressive as this revelation is, one has to wonder why you stopped with Obama simply being homosexualist married to a Pakistani Islamite? Surely, with a little more research, you could have proven that the OBAMUNIST USURPER was married to a male Mexican Muslim African-Pakistanian union organizer who sprang from an unholy union between Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev, Madame Mao, and the huge "Hairy Nikita" stuffed bear that was on display in the center window at GUM Peoples' Tractor Works, Shot Put Steroid, and Plush Bear Collective #3 ( ГУМ Народов тракторного завода, толкание ядра стероидов, и Плюшевый медведь коллективной № 3) just off Moscow's Red Square.

Spend another three minutes researching this. Let's get it right.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot