Interview with a Patriotic Heterosexual Supremacist

Below is my interview with "Brother Jethro," the patriot who left an angry voice mail message for the love desegregationists at Treehouse Records and recorded a voice mail greeting wishing that VP Joe Biden would have a stroke and die.

I don't have the time to do a transcript, but highlights include:

• Love desegregation will lead to dog boning.
• Muslims hate us for our "Girls Gone Wild" videos.
• He was a proud teaparty candidate.
• People with welfare cards piss him off when he stands behind them with "three inches of underwear"
• "Skid row bums" are lousy employers
• There's a war against Jesus' birthday.
• Rep Allen West should be Secretary of Defense.
• Newt Gingrich should be Secretary of State.
• Likes my suggestion of Sarah Palin as Attorney General.
• He faces discrimination as a white Christian male who is fervently committed to living the heterosexual lifestyle.