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Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Interview with a Patriotic Heterosexual Supremacist

Below is my interview with "Brother Jethro," the patriot who left an angry voice mail message for the love desegregationists at Treehouse Records and recorded a voice mail greeting wishing that VP Joe Biden would have a stroke and die.

I don't have the time to do a transcript, but highlights include:
  • Love desegregation will lead to dog boning.
  • Muslims hate us for our "Girls Gone Wild" videos.
  • He was a proud teaparty candidate.
  • People with welfare cards piss him off when he stands behind them with "three inches of underwear"
  • "Skid row bums" are lousy employers
  • There's a war against Jesus' birthday.
  • Rep Allen West should be Secretary of Defense.
  • Newt Gingrich should be Secretary of State.
  • Likes my suggestion of Sarah Palin as Attorney General.
  • He faces discrimination as a white Christian male who is fervently committed to living the heterosexual lifestyle.

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