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Tuesday, November 06, 2012
Who Will Win This Episode of Rich Celebrity Dungmonger
Gen. JC Christian, Patriot
Today, we feature Mark Cuban and Donald Trump.
Cuban leads with an invitation to help the victims of Sandy.
Donald, Lord of the Combover, responds, proclaiming that Cuban isn't nearly as big of a celebrity as him.
And his TV show isn't nearly as important as Celebrity Apprentice and Cuban will never be a star.
And that his team, the Dallas Mavericks, is part of the NBA's wretchedly filthy 47%.
And Major League Baseball owners--the kind of people Elder Romney would choose to run the Environmental Protection Agency--were right to deny Cuban a team.
Cuban responds by pointing out the real source of the Trumpinator's anger.
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