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Monday, November 05, 2012

Politico: Obama Will Ride the Cursed to Victory!

Politico, the villagers' level-headed alternative to the filthy prole-loving blogs of the twenty-aughts, notes this might be the first election in which the will of real, bonifide Americans will not be heeded. For the first time in over 200 years, the votes cast by men created in the caucasian image of the Lord, God of Abraham may be rendered impotent by waves of unheartlandishly-hued and vaginated voters.

From Politico:
If President Barack Obama wins, he will be the popular choice of Hispanics, African-Americans, single women and highly educated urban whites. That’s what the polling has consistently shown in the final days of the campaign. It looks more likely than not that he will lose independents, and it’s possible he will get a lower percentage of white voters than George W. Bush got of Hispanic voters in 2000.

A broad mandate this is not.
Indeed, it will not be the broad mandate our white forefathers delivered to this nation since its founding. Instead, Latinos, who our Mittonian Heavenly Father cursed with brown skin and undelightsomeness, African Americans who He cursed with the black-skinned Mark of Cain, women, who God cursed with bloody uncleanliness for Eve's betrayal and a few white guys will deliver victory this election.

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