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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Jesus Commands Us to Pack Heat

Christian lawyer Matthew B. Toze--a man who apparently wonders "what the hell a 'met-are-for,' anyway; are it used in baseball?"--did himself a whole passle full of researchin' and found that Jesus, the Prince of Peace, commands us to bear arms:

Jesus commanded his disciples to purchase a sword and encouraged his disciples to have swords. See Luke 22:36-38:

Then He said to them, "But now, he who has a money bag, let him take it, and likewise a knapsack; and he who has no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one. For I say to you that this which is written must still be accomplished in Me: 'And He was numbered with the transgressors.' For the things concerning Me have an end." So they said, "Lord, look, here are two swords." And He said to them, "It is enough."

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous1:47 AM

    And when Peter uses one of those swords a few hours later, Jesus orders him to stop and then heals the man who Peter harmed. Geez, it's like these people only read the stuff that helps their arguments and not the rest. Oh, right ...

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