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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Time to Bring Back Phallically-Driven Traditional Heartland Values

There was a time when Americans--I'm talking true Americans of a heartlandish hue and blessed with a flesh rifle and a pair of man grenades--were united by our shared values. Take a look at this photo of Miss Idaho Potato, 1935, and you can see that back then, even the potato industry chipped in to urge us to buy guns and big-ass trucks.
Source: Those oxford comma hating bastards at Lawyers, Guns, and Money.


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