Brother Jed Ain't No Frenchman

Brother Jed Smock
The Campus Ministry USA

Dear Brother Jed,

I've been a big fan of yours since I heard you preach about patting the robertson. That's how I learned that loping one's mule is a homosexualist act. It's like you said, "When you masturbate, you're already sort of a homosexual, because by nature, self-gratification is a same-sex act."

But now, after seeing this video, I gotta say I love you even more (in a purely heterosexual-lifestyle-embracing kind of way, of course). It's not often I come across a guy who can so quickly point out new, strange acts of immorality I never dreamed existed.

I mean, you took one look at those homosexualists and immediately declared they were "kissing in that French way." Dang, that was fast. I didn't even know what the heck you were talking about at first. I didn't see berets or snails, or even toast.

I finally had to look it up, and, by gawd, I wish I hadn't. Apparently, the French stick their tongues into each other's mouths. I can't imagine anyone doing that except to maybe save a life--my wife, OfJoshua, is always saving Mr. Rodriquez's life that way; good thing he lives next door.

I bet Obama kisses his wife in that French way--it's kinda socialist and France is foreign, like Kenya.

No way Reagan or W ever did it.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot.

It's about more than just going blind

Brother Jed Smock
Campus Ministry USA

Mary Mostert
Banner of Liberty

Dear Brother Jed and Mrs. Mostert,

Are you familiar with each other's work? It seems to me that you're both talking about different aspects of the same problem, the dangers of homosexuality, and that you might have a solution to this problem if you combined your messages.

In a column posted yesterday on Alan Keyes' web site, Mrs. Mostert wrote:

So, what WAS it that Jesus recommended that we DO when this time came? He said:, "When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand.)" How do 21st century Americans stand in the holy place? I suggest it probably isn't by watching football on Sunday.

With 28 million people already dead worldwide from AIDS, caused almost entirely by being sexually promiscuous, and with almost every state in the Union talking about whether or not the practice of sodomy, as recently as last year still a felony in Texas, should now be given society's approval by issuing marriage licenses to people who practice it, are we staring the abomination of desolation in the face and not recognizing it?

I suspect we are. And, based on the e-mails I've gotten this week from Bush-haters, many of them lesbians and homosexuals who didn't like what I wrote last week about Alan Keyes' Sex Education Lesson to a Homosexual Interviewer, I don't think we can save most of those who are headed towards their own personal abomination of desolation.

According to Scripture, survivors will be those who are "ready in such an hour" having paid attention to the signs of the times. Practically speaking that probably means, for November 2nd, we need to chose leaders who are "ready" to lead and are not espousing acceptance of policies that are leading towards the abomination of desolation the Prophet Daniel warned us about.

Just the day before, Brother Jed warned students at Colorado College that they were contributing to bringing about this abomination of desolation by engaging in homosexual acts. Here's how the Colorado Springs Gazette described it:

"When you masturbate, you're already sort of a homosexual," he [Brother Jed] said, because by nature, self-gratification is a same-sex act.

Now it seems to me that masturbation is probably the most frequently occurring homosexual act. Some people engage in this self-same-sex act three, four, and even five times a day. If we could somehow let them know that their fifteen seconds of pleasure is endangering the world, I think we could get many of them to stop. It's a message that's worked very well for the environmental communists. Isn't it time to put it to work for our nation's salvation?

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot.