But I, Orly Taitz, Pamela Geller, and a host of other true patriots know better.
Look closely at this so-called birth certificate and you'll see that the names "Barack," Hussein," and "Obama" form a perfect outline of an Islamic crescent.
Now, let's add a map of Kenya, tilt it so its longest axis touches each horn of the crescent, and then run a line from the word "Kenya" on the birth certificate through the city of Nairobi on the map. It points straight at the word "African."
Finally, by decoding the file number, "151," using a simple number code, we find that it translates to AEA, the abbreviation for The Alliance of Egyptian Americans, an organization of people from the most Muslim part of Kenya.
I'm sure there's much more to be found, and after consulting with Col. Democommie and Col. Canukko, I'm asking for your help finding it. Now I know you're not all forensic document experts like myself and Mrs. Geller, but I think you might find things we missed. Or perhaps you already have evidence of certificatefoolery concocted by other politicians or tabloid personalities. Please send whatever you have to me (for best results: 425 px or less in width) and I'll post it tomorrow.
