Taskforce Burnplant reports that Special OP "Volunteer" is a success. She engaged College Republican organizations across the country and asked them to enlist.
Here's a transcript of her exchanges with members of the Gonzaga College Republicans:
From: [Burnplant]
To: cmope@hotmail.com; cassandra@votetaylor.net; pschafer@gonzaga.edu;
ndahlvang@lawschool.gonzaga.edu; taylor98@lycos.com
Cc: yr@spokanegop.org; goarmy@usarec.army.mil
Subject: GOP volunteers
Attention young Republicans!
Military recruitment levels are at an all time low.
The Military needs enlistees to continue to support your President.
Please enlist asap! You are Patriotic, Brave and Republican. You voted, now it's time to back that vote up!
Please visit:
SPOKANE SOUTH
east 2925 b 29th street
spokane, WA 99223
509-535-1871
Your President will be so proud!
From: "Dahlvang, Niclas"
Subject: RE: GOP volunteers
Definitely. I await the day we get to round up all those bastard Democrats and send them to the Canadian Gulag.
From: [Burnplant]
Subject: GOP volunteers
Mr. Dahlvang,
I'm sure that would make everyone happy, but right now there is the little matter of bringing democracy to Iraq. Current troop levels are low and recruitment is suffering. Making jokes is funny and all, and we like a good joke, but men and women are dying so let's try and have some respect.
If you are not able to enlist, perhaps you could use your formidable Young Republican operation to help out - please consider the levity of the situation in Iraq and see what you can do.
Thank You
GOP Recruiting
From: "Dahlvang, Niclas"
Subject: RE: GOP volunteers
I'm a bit busy at the moment, but when I get some time I'll go round up some of those misguided Kerry supporters for reeducation. They are the greater threat. They bring death and destruction to the United States every day and must be stopped!
From: [Burnplant]
Subject: RE: GOP volunteers
Okay, I'm not really following all this, you seem to be talking about something else or to someone else. Maybe you are not a real organization and are just joking around? If that's the case just let us know and we'll remove you from our list of GOP friendly websites - it's kind of a waste of our time, and yours, if you are just having a goof at the expense of our military personnel.
Is the Spokane Young Republican's group for real and able to talk about this or should we scrap the whole thing?
"Paul Schafer"
Subject: RE: GOP volunteers
We're real....we have a web site so of course we are real. And our Young Republicans group is the largest in Eastern Washington which is half of the state!
I personally don't see how this "joking around" is at the expense of our military personnel. We support the troops, don't get me wrong. I just don't see how advocating for the forceful removal of democrats from our society would do anything but HELP our military do their jobs more effectively!
From: [Burnplant]
Subject: RE: GOP volunteers
Great, that's a large group! Maybe that other person is kidding around, but you sound for real.
Are you interested in signing up yourself? We are meeting with our recruiting contacts on Monday and I would like to pass along your contact information (and anyone else who is interested) to them.
From: "Paul Schafer"
Subject: RE: GOP volunteers
Who are you?
From: [Burnplant]
Subject: RE: GOP volunteers
GOP Recruiting is a volunteer group founded in 2002 dedicated to helping the
military bring military recruitment up to sustainable levels.
Cue crickets chirping.
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.