Blog Danish

Michelle Malkin
Concentration Camp Enthusiast

Dear Mrs. Malkin,

It took me awhile to warm up to your Buy Danish campaign. After all, those damned pastry munching surrender pansies ain't a whole lot better than the French. But what the heck. They're hated by the brown people and that's good enough for me.

I think it's time you added a "Blog Danish" component to your campaign. All you'd need to do is place a link to a well-deserving Danish blog at the top of your page and tell all of your readers to patronize it. It would be a great way to show your support for the Dane's right to mock their persecuted minorities.

You could start with my site, Jesus' General's Danish Blog. My Danish credentials are impeccable. Indeed, I'm at least as Danish as Watco Danish Furniture Oil, one of the products featured in your Buy Danish campaign--the word "Danish" appears in both of our names (we're also both famous for our use of tung oil, but that's another story).

The people of Denmark will be forever grateful.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot