Freeper Patriot: "Do Islamists use the bird sign?"

The Mooninites assault Boston:

The scare forced bomb units to scramble across Boston all day. The "devices" were actually magnetic lights which resemble a character on the show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force", on Turner Broadcasting's Cartoon Network.

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"Aqua Teen Hunger Force" is a cartoon with a cultish following that airs as part of the Adult Swim late-night block of programs for adults on the Cartoon Network. A feature length film based on the show is slated for release March 23.

The surreal series centers on a talking milkshake (Master Shake), fries (Frylock) and a meatball (Meatwad).

The cartoon also includes two trouble-making, 1980s-graphic-like characters called "mooninites," named Ignignokt and Err -- who were pictured on the suspicious devices. They are known for making the obscene hand gesture depicted on the devices.

The Freeper Intelligence Agency conducts its analysis:

To: Howlin
Dry run.

To: Howlin
testing reaction times

To: Howlin
It looks like there is all kinds of testing, testing, testing going on.

To: Howlin
How could they find so many hoax bombs so quickly? That says a lot about the alert level of the passers by. Or were there also threats phoned in?

To: Howlin
Welcome to John Kerry's America

To: Howlin
Hate to see this happen, but could it be the libs are reaping what they sowed?

To: Bushbacker1
It's going to be hard to dismiss this many.

To: Howlin
I hate to sound like a conspiracy nutjob but it happened on the same day London police thwarted a planned attack.
Coincidence? I dunno....

To: Bushbacker1
Shep says that the BPD says they are "hooks devices."
What is that?

To: jdm
It seems like it's always Boston, doesn't it?
Liberalville! Like I said before, the libs are reaping what they've sown!

To: theanonymouslurker
Exactly. in this case "hoax" = "practice".

To: theanonymouslurker
Perhaps. Or maybe trying to create a "cry wolf" scenario so the next real incident won't be taken seriously.

To: Semper Vigilantis
Not only practicing, but testing the system to observe how long it took to be reported, and what happened when it was. Terrorists can learn a lot from this, and with all the news coverage detailing the responses, this is an effective "dry run" for both the US authorities and the terrorists.

To: DocRock
According to FOX one of the packages contained a photo of a guy flipping off the authorities.

To: cripplecreek
Do Islamists use the bird sign? Don't think I've ever seen one flip somebody off.

To: txflake
With muslims the bottom of the feet is offensive for some reason.

To: Kimberly
What I heard on CNN is the circuit board LIT UP with a SMILEY FACE and the a MIDDLE FINGER as flipping one off.

To: Howlin; All
Shep on Fox keeps talking about "stoners"....
Can anyone clue me in on who or what these are?

To: BurbankKarl
The PD scanner broadcasts live calls from citizens?
Maybe this isn't a hoax or a test. Startin to worry.

To: Recovering_Democrat
Thank God this is just a simple law enforcement issue /kerry.

To: theanonymouslurker
Apparently islamos have a decent support infrastructure in Boston and at Logan.

Elsewhere: Nitpicker checks in with the Little Green Brain Trust.