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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Ron Paul's Fundraising Aunschluss

Trevor Lyman

Dear Mr. Lyman

Congratulations on your Ron Paul fundraising event. Last time I looked, you were closing in on the $3.5 million mark. That's a huge haul for a single day.

I have to wonder, however, if it's sustainable. Although I'm sure the good Aryans who frequent Stormfront will continue to give what they can, they'll have to cook up a hell of a lot of meth to generate that kind of funding on an ongoing basis.

God knows you're not going to get it elsewhere. The banksters behind the International Episcopalian Banking Conspiracy are going to do all they can to scare off potential donors. And you'll lose even more support when the International Episcopalian Media Conspiracy begins painting Paul as being some kind of nut.

You need another funding source. That's why I'm asking you to consider marching into the Sudetenland and invading Poland. With their treasuries in the Paul campaign coffers, Ron will be able to outspend all of his opponents combined. And let's not overlook the side benefit of having a captive campaign worker force numbering in the millions to lick all those envelopes.

I hope you'll give it some thought.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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