Stop putting a harsh on my war
The thing that makes me the most angry about the war protesters is, as the kids say, "they're putting a harsh on my war." Remember 9/11? We were united as a nation. Everyone wanted Saddam bin Laden's blood. Everyone wanted to level Mecca. Even the entertainment industry leapt at the chance to fight against Godless Islam. It was our opportunity to defeat the axis of evil and supplant our grandfathers as the men of the greatest generation.
Everything's different now. Hollywood hasn't produced a single movie featuring the madcap hijinks of sailors, soldiers, and broads at a USO club. We've been cheated out of seeing actresses like Janeane Garofalo play the role of young naive USO donut pushers pursued by Marines with hearts of gold and sailors who can dance up a storm. Instead, we see her going on TV making our pundits look bad.
We deserve to be the Greatest Generation. We'll never be able to call ourselves men until our children have sunk an Iraqi aircraft carrier like Donald O'Connor and the Andrews Sisters did to the Japanese in "Follow The Boys". This is our war, damn it. Stop trying to muck it up.
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