Dear Rep. McMahan and Rep. Condotta
I'm glad you walked out on that unbeliever during his so-called prayer. We're a Christian nation. We don't need no stinking Allah worshippers coming around here with their fancy ideas about brotherhood and asking their hoity-toity Middle Eastern God of Abraham to bless our legislators.
Jesus is just alright with me. If he was here right now, I bet he'd have spit on that Muslim bastard. Heck, I bet he would have kicked his butt just like he did with the money changers in the temple. Man that would be cool to see. It would be like wrestling except Jesus would be totally undefeatable. He could like do a flying pile driver from the ropes onto Allah while kicking Mohammed in the Dome of the Rock. That would be so cool.
Whoops, I'm getting a bit off topic. I was wondering. I have this idea that I sent to Sen Sessions in the US Senate. I think it would work well on the state level too. You see, the longer this war goes on, the more the people's morale starts to fall. I was thinking that we could do this television show -- maybe on TVW -- where we get some of those Godless Muslims they have locked up in Cuba and put them in a cage and then we let a randomly chosen citizen like me taunt them and poke them with a pointed stick. What do you think? Can you draft up a bill like that?
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.