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Monday, April 28, 2003

Christian exorcist Bob Larson provides some great advice

From his website: "Make sure that toilet facilities are readily accessible, and never let the victim go into the rest room alone, once the demons have been aroused...I've had demons manifest once the victim in a trance state, the demons kept the person in the bathroom for hours..."

I've always blamed it on Mrs. Christian's cooking. Now I know the truth. Demons are responsible.

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