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Tuesday, April 29, 2003

Jay and Jane's vast political wisdom

Jay Caruso and Jane Finch are in a class by themselves when it comes to insightful political commentary. I don't think there is anyone else in the blogosphere who is as adept at defining and explaining complex political issues. They are indeed among our deepest political thinkers.

A quick look at today's posts proves my point. Jays comparison of John Kerry's appearance to that of Lurch from the Adams Family was masterful. The implication that he is as ugly as a television monster certainly negates any advantage Kerry might have over Bush in regard to domestic policy. Kerry might as well pull out now.

Susan Sarandon would be well advised to exit public life along with him after what Jane wrote today. In a single sentence, Ms Finch brings the whole anti-war movement to its knees by declaring that Sarandon has the eyes of a Chihuahua. The movement is in a shambles. Quakers are cursing God and the Dalai Lama is buying an assault rifle as I write this. That is the power of Jane's keyboard.

Check out Jay and Jane while you can, I doubt they'll be posting for long. They are the stuff conservative talk radio is made of.

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