Jesus' General

George W Bush, Man of God

That French bastard Atrios linked to an article quoting Commerce Secretary Don Evans as saying that President "Bush believes he was called by God to lead the nation at this time." Leclerc, Atrios real name, seemed to think that was a bad thing. That's the French for you. They'd rather deny the indisputable fact that George W Bush is God's anointed representative than admit that our nation is favored above all others.

I don't think there is any doubt that the President is God's mighty and powerful sword. He is the staff that smites the Amorites. He is the jaw of an ass that will later be wielded to smite the Perizzites, Hivites, Jebusites, and finally, the god damned Caanaites.

Then it shall be time to turn his furious love onto those among us who defile America with their doubts. The path of The Righteous Leader is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the unbeliever and the thoughtcrimes of the evildoer. Blessed is he, who in the name of righteousness and preemption, lays waste to the weak in the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the defender of goodthink. And Thinkpol will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and unleash its furious anger upon those who would attempt to poison the minds of our brothers. And you will know His name is the Lord when He lays His vengeance upon thee.*

*Thanks to Orwell, Perle, Coulter, and Tarantino