Yes, I know it's hard to believe, but according to the nice bouffanted ladies at Concerned Women for America, it's true:
The mythology and fantasies about prom night have somehow morphed into peer pressure to “lose” virginity at the prom –– as though virginity is something undesirable that you “get rid of” as soon as possible instead of a gift that a couple gives to each other on their wedding night.
Back in my day, we took precautions so that we we wouldn't be tempted. I recall my prom night like it was yesterday. Bobby came over before we picked up the girls. We both knelt down and prayed to the Lord to give us strength to fight the fornication demon. Then we spilled our seed upon the floor. Of course we watched each other while we did it so that no thoughts of females entered into our minds -- that's how you guard against the sin of fornication-by-thought. Once we finished the preparations, we picked up our dates. Neither of us were tempted to do anything sexual with the girls. We didn't even dance with them. It was wonderful. Kids now days just don't understand how great a sexless prom night can be.
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