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Monday, April 14, 2003

The other "Incredible Victory"

Our triumph in Baghdad overshadowed another terrific victory that occurred this week. On Tuesday, boxing's world light heavyweight champion, Roy Jones Jr, knocked out physicist Stephen Hawking in the third round of a championship bout. Conservative Boxing Digest's Peggy Noonan said it best: "It was magnificent. Only three rounds--Jones is absolutely unbelievable."

It's not a surprise to me. Jones won because of the superiority of his training plan. He ate nothing but Cheetos for a month prior to the fight. That's how he was able to beat Hawking so soundly.

Of course there were a few naysayers who said that the plan was insane, but Jones' win proved them wrong. I wonder where they are now. Probably crying in their fancy foreign beers. Assholes.

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