Sorry I've been away for a few days, but I've been very busy furthering my education at Eagle Forum University. It's free and it's on-line and it's like a college education because it has the word "university" in its name.
My first course is called "Evolution Fallacies." It's taught by Mrs Phyllis Schlafly's son and boy is it interesting. Did you know that the teaching of evolution is just a trick the liberals use to turn our children into little leftists? It's true. It says so in the conclusion of my first college class:
ConclusionCan you believe it? I've always thought there was something wrong about evolution. Now I know that it turns men into liberals. But it's really more than that if you think about it.
Science shapes how people view the world and themselves. There are, however, powerful political and financial incentives to distort science education. Vigilance is necessary to guard against this, and reverse distortions already propagated.
Once a student believes the state-mandated theory of evolution, that person is statistically likely to become a liberal voter and an agnostic or atheist. It's no mystery why some seek to require the teaching of evolution. What is a mystery is why we allow it.
Evolution's all about how people come from monkeys. You can't begin to think about it without picturing a monkey in your mind. Once that monkey's there, its big red monkey behind begins to work on you. You think how red and swollen and inviting it is. Satan starts tempting you. Before you know it, you're pouring hot honey on your crotch and dragging your butt though a pile of cornflakes like a dog with a bad case of worms. We've all been there. Now we know why--EVOLUTION.
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